Making an Assio of himself

Hats off to Chelsea's Wayne Bridge look-a-like, Assio del Horno who came out in the press the other weekend taking the lid of Barcelona's despicable coaching practices of teaching unsuspecting youth players how to act like they have been taken out by a mistimed tackle.

Fertile ground blaming the bloody cheating foreigners in the papers. Perhaps Ass might have been better served having a chat down the training ground with his Chelsea Chums.

Arjen the Unstable and Joey Cole obviously arrived at the Bridge with a full repertoire of falls learned somewhere else. And the advantages they have gained from their irrational inability to stay on their feet in the heat battle has gone conveniently unnoticed by their valiant seeker of truth and justice Jose Mourinho.

I for one hope Chelsea do not lose another match this season. When they do lose their response is so child like, so cringingly embarrassing, it has literally made my flesh crawl on occasions , not a pleasant experience. Until such time as they learn to lose gracefully let's hope they are comfortable in their natural state of invincibility. No sendings off either because that just isn't fair. Is it didums?